Samy. 19. Student Nurse. I don't spew profanities, I enunciate them, like a fucking lady.


dreadheadsuperman:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

Reminds me of that movie “the other woman”

(via alyssavsthew0rld)



memecollection:

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Can i kiss you? Because your lips are the only thing that keeps me feeling sane when my whole world is spinning out of control
me to my girlfriend  (via c-oncerning)

(via euphoricalminds)


okaysuicide:

I dont even know what I’m feeling right now. Its not even sad or happy… just completely empty and numb. 

okaysuicide:

I dont even know what I’m feeling right now. Its not even sad or happy… just completely empty and numb. 


okaysuicide:

Oh I know ☻

okaysuicide:

Oh I know ☻


lolshtus:

The Reason I Don’t Have A Social Life

lolshtus:

The Reason I Don’t Have A Social Life


Pretty good night :P

Pretty good night :P


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Best thing all day is being shit up by somebody screaming "FUCK ME! He can draw!!!!"

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